The only thing funnier than watching complete mor(m)ons trying to grasp emo is watching them trying to grasp ironic jokes about emo. Oh, Salt Lake City, you.
I've know a few Mormons in my time. I can't really say that I understand them. I mean, I have lucky underwear, too, but any religion that says you can't have coffee is just so plainly, painfully wrong that nothing could make me see the celestial kingdom's light.
I love to peruse craiglist's missed connections and other personals/hook-up sites as much as the next gay. But it really bothers me when I come across someone who doesn't know discrete from discreet.
“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.”
“AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”
"I think [Desmond Tutu]'s a phony, period, as far as representing the black people of South Africa."
"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen'."
“The whole (global warming) thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.”
